Eggy’s real name is lost in the depths of time and space. Rumour has it that he is the last of the time-lords or maybe that he is the leader of an alien race coming to seek peace. Other rumours indicate that he is a 15-year-old Welshman living in the wettest place in Wales with no social life. Whatever the truth, it is certain that he is an atheist, the forum’s funny person and enjoys see-through toilets.

He has a sense of humour unmatched by most and finds almost everything funny. This is matched by his very emotional ranting and can always find something that annoys him. He tries to write stories that are either funny or have a deeper meaning to them, but will also write essays on religion, free will and life in general. He likes Chemistry, Biology, maths and humour. He dislikes physics, stilton, aggression and fundamentalism.